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  <title>Jason | xero | McDonald &gt;&gt; digital polymath</title>
  <subtitle>always searching//always finding//never satisfied</subtitle>
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    <name>xero</name>
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  <updated>2009-06-30T04:07:05Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jokeyxero:275363</id>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-30T04:07:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-30T04:07:05Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:24&lt;/em&gt; Upgrade Complete! - A game where the entire plot is to upgrade everything (even graphics and music) &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4yMTT"&gt;ff.im/4yMTT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2383090128"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:18&lt;/em&gt; Well, that was an unexpected trend by Google's suggestions... &amp;quot;the real way to...&amp;quot; [pic] &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4An6h"&gt;ff.im/4An6h&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2391073144"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:35&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/temporalshadows"&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; Negative. If I have one, then you must have it too ;P &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2391299386"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:14&lt;/em&gt; #qotd From a store in Atlanta, &amp;quot;Our European Beech is imported from China&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2392672445"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:19&lt;/em&gt; Over 800 calories too many today. Oops. That's going to take a bit to work off. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2398202819"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jokeyxero:274965</id>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-29T04:07:52Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-29T04:07:52Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:26&lt;/em&gt; Next company to have a banner ad that starts talking get boycotted. It's obnoxious. #advertisingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2380031219"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:32&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/willia4"&gt;willia4&lt;/a&gt; &amp;quot;Clean up after yourself, don't abuse your planet...and Steve Jobs designs the future.&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2380147202"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:37&lt;/em&gt; I somehow got partially sunburned between 18:00 - 20:00 tonight. That's some crazy UV rays... &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2380234041"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:23&lt;/em&gt; WKUK Russian Roulette &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4yGXv"&gt;ff.im/4yGXv&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2382152560"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:37&lt;/em&gt; I'm a PC: Deleted Clips &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4yImD"&gt;ff.im/4yImD&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2382434041"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jokeyxero:274887</id>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-28T04:06:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-28T04:06:14Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:45&lt;/em&gt; I've decided that the hurdles are funnier than big balls on @Wipeout, but not as epic. lol &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2355751626"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:28&lt;/em&gt; RT @donttrythis Text messaging fees are robbery? (they are), AT&amp;amp;T is attempting to charge me 11k for a few hours of web surfing in Canada &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2356093640"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:37&lt;/em&gt; Abandoned Places - Megatron's Revenge &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4vDyy"&gt;ff.im/4vDyy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2360632501"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:00&lt;/em&gt; RT ... Iran arrests 100 politicians, 40 foreign journalists, 150 uni students. Ayatollah suggests some worthy of execution #iranelection &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2360888328"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:05&lt;/em&gt; Critters Writers Workshop - Improvement for Sci-Fi Writers &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4vGBT"&gt;ff.im/4vGBT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2360951646"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:36&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/temporalshadows"&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; go pet it &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2366835547"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jokeyxero:274475</id>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-27T04:06:52Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-27T04:06:52Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:56&lt;/em&gt; RT @thedavedev: Windows7 Home Premium upgrade is only $49 at Amazon till July 11th! Go grab it here &lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/Win7for5..."&gt;tinyurl.com/Win7for5...&lt;/a&gt; #Win7 &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2344772088"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:58&lt;/em&gt; RT @ElfGrove By MJ, I mean -of course- Michael Jackson, not Mary Jane. Spiderman's gf dying would be way more important than #iranelection &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2344803664"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:01&lt;/em&gt; Microsoft, I know you like to over-organize, but you need microsoft.com/productname to redirect to the right place. *.com/win7 at least &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2344851508"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:20&lt;/em&gt; Amazon.com: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional Upgrade: $99.99 &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4t8XR"&gt;ff.im/4t8XR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345109638"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:39&lt;/em&gt; Domestic AT&amp;amp;T roaming charges on Grand Bahama: $2.29/min; Text to phone: $0.50/each; Web connection $0.02/KB &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345363463"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:05&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/temporalshadows"&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; Then do something about it ;P &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345733236"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:06&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jbrechtel"&gt;jbrechtel&lt;/a&gt; Could be worse, could have been 7840. Or even worse, 7840 could be inside an eval() ;) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345744049"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:07&lt;/em&gt; Wishing I'd remembered to go to #CodeStock Maybe next year. You guys have fun and learn lots of stuff &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345761943"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:49&lt;/em&gt; I'm tempted to say I want to see Microsoft extend WebKit as opposed to continuing Trident development. IE9? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2348048109"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:43&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nipponella"&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; At one of my jobs we stared at each other from across the room, most communication still took place via MSN/email &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2348802670"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:48&lt;/em&gt; RT @ElfGroveRT: @Eldanildiel: How to meet and woo a nerdy girl: &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/LpfNa"&gt;bit.ly/LpfNa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2348863103"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:42&lt;/em&gt; Just clicked the button to officially discontinue a legacy application. Vaya con dios, amigo, y con dios permanezca. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2351895215"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:33&lt;/em&gt; Put down the abstract factory and get something done &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4ugUm"&gt;ff.im/4ugUm&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2352488165"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:43&lt;/em&gt; weather.com's radar maps now have a &amp;quot;future&amp;quot; setting that predicts weather changes over the next hour. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2352601332"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:24&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/temporalshadows"&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; Same here. I'm starting with last night's Burn Notice, then seeing what I can find on Hulu, AllUC, or STC &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2353717869"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:25&lt;/em&gt; Arma 2 - &amp;quot;The most ambitious video game ever...&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4uwRE"&gt;ff.im/4uwRE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2354399983"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:31&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/crazeegeekchick"&gt;crazeegeekchick&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/8j9sl"&gt;twitpic.com/8j9sl&lt;/a&gt; - Is that @alanstevens in nothing but boxers, guitar, and glasses?! Can't leave you guys alone ... &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2354462280"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:36&lt;/em&gt; This is my 1500th tweet! Party! ;P &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2354511420"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-26T04:07:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-26T04:07:25Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:08&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/temporalshadows"&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; alarm to tell me it's time to wind down before bed &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2321497438"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:57&lt;/em&gt; You gotta do what you gotta do when you gotta do it (and ain't nothing else you could've done). #justsaying &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2329605425"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:25&lt;/em&gt; The sndtrks for Natural Born Killers and Pulp Fiction will never be lost; they can be reclaimed entirely from goth music. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2329984584"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:58&lt;/em&gt; Gallio - Automation Platform for .NET &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4qQPI"&gt;ff.im/4qQPI&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2330428483"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:37&lt;/em&gt; Music for a phone keypad - Old hat, but still fun - Take me down to 55754 45085! &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4rbhs"&gt;ff.im/4rbhs&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2332633274"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:42&lt;/em&gt; Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson dead. 3 celebs dead within a week of each other, the pattern continues. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2333997307"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:49&lt;/em&gt; LA Times says: ~12:30 MJ was found not breathing, medics performed CPR, arrived at hospital in a coma. ~15:00 MJ was pronounced dead &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334140513"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:58&lt;/em&gt; Wow, that took less than an hour for the entire Trending Topics board to get flooded with MJ news. #iranelection what? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334309926"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:13&lt;/em&gt; RT @ElfGrove @jokeyxero Iran never sang &amp;quot;Beat It&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Thriller&amp;quot;, nor invited young boys to the Neverland Ranch. Political uprising? Old news. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334613146"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:15&lt;/em&gt; It seems I may be the only person in the world who wasn't a fan of Michael Jackson's music. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334657450"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:21&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/moneyries"&gt;moneyries&lt;/a&gt; Read: &amp;quot;This will make us more money than we know what to do with&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334758567"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:06&lt;/em&gt; Top Gear Season 13 has begun! w00t! &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2335603108"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:51&lt;/em&gt; The Stig showed his face! Top Gear Season 13 Episode 1 &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2336338060"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:10&lt;/em&gt; Burn Notice's website is busted, videos &amp;quot;can't be found&amp;quot; so I'll have to watch it elsewhere. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2336623100"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:12&lt;/em&gt; Burn Notice on Hulu ftw! &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2336650691"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:53&lt;/em&gt; The Trending Topics panel is MIA... #twitter &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2338030378"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-25T04:07:29Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-25T04:07:29Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:12&lt;/em&gt; The acai berry people must be making tons of money, I can't visit a website without seeing one of their lies, I mean, adverts. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2311489752"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:19&lt;/em&gt; Hrm. @msofficeus is using Word to render emails in Outlook, killing standards support, maybe fix Word too? See &lt;a href="http://fixoutlook.org"&gt;fixoutlook.org&lt;/a&gt; and RT &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2311576710"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:29&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/elfgrove"&gt;ElfGrove&lt;/a&gt; You can actually tell Outlook 2002-2007 to not do that. Apparently, in 2010 it's either Word or plain text. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2314140562"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:11&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/shawnwildermuth"&gt;ShawnWildermuth&lt;/a&gt; &amp;quot;Hard to install&amp;quot;???  Wow, I haven't heard that phrase years, oh wait, nevermind, since the last Linux install... ;) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2315542996"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:13&lt;/em&gt; RT @willia4 Pro-tip: if your politician husband ever starts talking about family values, he's going to cheat on you. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2315560043"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:06&lt;/em&gt; Claim: Humans only use 10% of their brains. Status: False. &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4olrx"&gt;ff.im/4olrx&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2316299358"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:12&lt;/em&gt; I wish the &amp;quot;Remember Me&amp;quot; option on #Twitter would actually work. Would be nice if my I didn't get &amp;quot;Twitter API&amp;quot; prompts all the time too. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2317880282"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:13&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/adamdill"&gt;adamdill&lt;/a&gt; You can add them as RSS feeds if there isn't already a Twitter app. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2317891981"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:34&lt;/em&gt; SLHost.com - Dedicated Hosting Sale - Save up tot 25% &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4oCuk"&gt;ff.im/4oCuk&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2318145626"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:52&lt;/em&gt; Haidinger's Brush: Detect polarization with the naked eye &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4oEAj"&gt;ff.im/4oEAj&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2318359700"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:22&lt;/em&gt; Steampunk office interior design and fabrication | Because We Can &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4oHJO"&gt;ff.im/4oHJO&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2318710925"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:53&lt;/em&gt; STD graph, I mean, interpersonal relationships in the X-Men universe - Wolverine is teh pimp... &lt;a href="http://tr.im/pF7j"&gt;tr.im/pF7j&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2319073456"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:56&lt;/em&gt; RT @schisam GlobalAgenda@E3 = Game Of The Show! &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/OyEwb"&gt;bit.ly/OyEwb&lt;/a&gt; #globalagenda &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2319112433"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:41&lt;/em&gt; My poor cats are at home right now with the &amp;quot;end the day&amp;quot; alarm going off. The alarm's music drives them nuts. I'll have to apologize :( &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2320431981"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-24T04:07:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-24T04:07:24Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:29&lt;/em&gt; Angels and Demons (the book) was pretty awesome. It's like a history lesson with a plot, albeit with a few embellishments. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2295099636"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:38&lt;/em&gt; To the idiot who design the payment form I just used: 1) do not use alerts for bad input 2) ctrl+x/c/v bs and del are valid keystrokes #ux &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2296001004"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:40&lt;/em&gt; To that same idiot: when I click &amp;quot;Authorize Payment&amp;quot; it shouldn't open a new window to do so... #ux &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2296024482"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:10&lt;/em&gt; I've decided that Criterion Games should create a Carmageddon 4 using the latest Burnout engine. Now. *cracks whip* &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2298040027"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:04&lt;/em&gt; RT @shanselman If you're on the #win7 *BETA* then haul ass and get on RC before Jul 1: &lt;a href="http://tr.im/pvyy"&gt;tr.im/pvyy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2300381574"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:57&lt;/em&gt; Apparently Dell didn't get the memo: STOP MAKING GLOSSY LAPTOP SCREENS &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2301066692"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-23T04:07:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-23T04:07:40Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:29&lt;/em&gt; Awesome! Burst Engine - A Vector Animation Engine for JavaScript &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4hWxH"&gt;ff.im/4hWxH&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2279408778"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:16&lt;/em&gt; RT @MomoCon Summer Gaming Festival, this weekend in ATL! www.momoconontour.com Board, card, and RPG gaming, along with retro vid games! &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2279999878"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:52&lt;/em&gt; Sometimes I forget just how bad Fred Durst is at lyrics, then I hear another non-single Limp Bizkit song. Always surprising. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2280460251"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:06&lt;/em&gt; Ordered my iPhone 3GS. Finally upgrading from my Sony Ericsson W810i, which has been an awesome phone for 3 years now. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2284627661"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:13&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/temporalshadows"&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; The W810i is an almost-smart-phone ;P I've had apps, Internet, camera, walkman, and a crappy calendar for a while. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2284711721"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:14&lt;/em&gt; chatting at &lt;a href="http://tinychat.com/iranelection"&gt;tinychat.com/iranelection&lt;/a&gt;  #tinychat &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2284733615"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:48&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/shanselman"&gt;shanselman&lt;/a&gt; I think &lt;a href="http://www.lmgtfy.com/"&gt;www.lmgtfy.com/&lt;/a&gt; has the solution to your obvious answer problems ;) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2285959523"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:50&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/altrux"&gt;altrux&lt;/a&gt; Another layer of abstraction can solve any CompSci problem, except too much abstraction... &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2285985989"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:53&lt;/em&gt; Windows 7 Hits a New Low - Running Win7 a P2 CPU... &lt;a href="http://ff.im/4j1Za"&gt;ff.im/4j1Za&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2286022519"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:00&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/altrux"&gt;altrux&lt;/a&gt; &amp;quot;Fractally bad code&amp;quot; lol I love it! But I was mostly being sarcastic w/ the abstraction quote &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2286101737"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-20T04:06:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-20T04:06:39Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:10&lt;/em&gt; I think paying for repeated classes will motivate 1) schools to grade stricter 2) parents to pay attention #justsaying &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233316677"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:52&lt;/em&gt; Putting special chars in your password doesn't make it more secure, but allowing users to do so makes your site more secure. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233772913"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:53&lt;/em&gt; Personal password security comes from length, not complexity. Site security comes from allowing length and complexity. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233785126"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:32&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nipponella"&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; Are you calling minorities and lower socioeconomic groups stupid and/or lazy? ;) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2240262730"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:47&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/gregorylent"&gt;gregorylent&lt;/a&gt; It's a show of support for the democratic process and personal security in Iran, it's not group think or support for an indv &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2240481243"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:53&lt;/em&gt; The cake now has more appeal than the icing, I'm either getting old or healthy, not sure which. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2242192366"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:06&lt;/em&gt; They made the employee's age a long int (64bit) in this app, I think someone needs a biology lesson. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2242371955"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:21&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kayozz"&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; The world cared the last few times something chaotic happened here. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2242567008"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:22&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nipponella"&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; Customer's attitude doesn't change correctness, only how helpful you are do them. ;) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243375283"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:25&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kayozz"&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; I was thinking more of the twin towers. Involvement in Iran is due to the outburst of the people, not the election problems. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243411862"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:29&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kayozz"&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; Support grew when Iran's govt began seizing &amp;amp; shooting those who were exercising their right to voice disatisfaction in the outcome &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243467486"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:30&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kayozz"&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; Internet support for Iran grew then faster when the govt began censoring anyone attempting to communicate about the situation &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243478336"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:32&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kayozz"&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; Demonstrations were non-violent, but the govt wasn't having it. Support is for the repression, not the outcome of the election. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243515584"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:34&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kayozz"&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; But I do agree with the sentiment -- that region and Iran in particular have a culture that promotes violence much earlier than most &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243534663"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:35&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jbrechtel"&gt;jbrechtel&lt;/a&gt; It's just being stored in memory for a calculation, birth date is stored in the db &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243548687"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:48&lt;/em&gt; RT @shanselman RT @saraford: Chuck Norris &amp;quot;The Programmer&amp;quot; jokes &lt;a href="http://is.gd/12pf9"&gt;is.gd/12pf9&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243719508"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:52&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.&amp;quot; lol &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243766704"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:36&lt;/em&gt; The AT&amp;amp;T store at 7900 North Point Parkway 30022 just hung up on me twice without even saying hello. Guess they don't want business. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2244335106"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:38&lt;/em&gt; One day I'll find out why AT&amp;amp;T uses MapQuest on their website but has a link to Google Earth next to it... #justsaying &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2244363812"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:41&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/willia4"&gt;willia4&lt;/a&gt; That's what you get for thinking about buying a Prius, even Toyota is telling you to think about something else &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2244391635"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:42&lt;/em&gt; Lara and I are headed to Hueytown tonight then Huntsville Saturday night. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2245830630"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-19T04:11:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-19T04:11:46Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:30&lt;/em&gt; Handmade Clothing on Etsy - Steampunk Adventure Skirt &lt;a href="http://ff.im/47hu2"&gt;ff.im/47hu2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2217867951"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:54&lt;/em&gt; RT @Symagdotf  &amp;quot;Your ghetto when&amp;quot; enough of you spell &amp;quot;you're&amp;quot; wrong to get it as a trending topic. Morons. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2219153717"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:00&lt;/em&gt; I can't believe that Apple is trying to charge people to remove the DRM from their music. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2219194440"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:07&lt;/em&gt; In the world of computing -- if you close it, the world will open it. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2219250198"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:42&lt;/em&gt; I know all the rules for its, it's, their, there, they're, to, too, and two, but my fingers don't care. #grammarnazi &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2227853054"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:55&lt;/em&gt; IIS Search Engine Optimization Toolkit (awesome) &lt;a href="http://ff.im/49cHA"&gt;ff.im/49cHA&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2228022645"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:49&lt;/em&gt; Where is my online music store that sells FLAC? Forget this MP3 and DRM crap from Apple and Amazon. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230227572"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:59&lt;/em&gt; Just added myself to the &lt;a href="http://wefollow.com"&gt;wefollow.com&lt;/a&gt; twitter directory under:  #softwareengineer #polymath #philosophy &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230354671"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:02&lt;/em&gt; Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - &lt;a href="http://helpiranelection.com/"&gt;helpiranelection.com/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230389155"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:08&lt;/em&gt; Magnatune: &amp;quot;You get great music, musicians get 50%&amp;quot; MP3s and WAVs from independent artists &lt;a href="http://ff.im/49zZt"&gt;ff.im/49zZt&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230462690"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:13&lt;/em&gt; RT @shanselman Good video on building standards based websites in the real world from @tathamoddie &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/DSsuy"&gt;bit.ly/DSsuy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230518584"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:53&lt;/em&gt; Most uninformed browser comparison chart ever. Has Microsoft switched to blatant lies now for IE8? &lt;a href="http://ff.im/49EOp"&gt;ff.im/49EOp&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230986144"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:19&lt;/em&gt; Someone at Microsoft needs to get in trouble for this blatantly false IE8 comparison chart &lt;a href="http://tr.im/p037"&gt;tr.im/p037&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2231299515"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:02&lt;/em&gt; Clear.com - Citywide WiFi Services - Imagine a Hotspot the Size of Atlanta... &lt;a href="http://ff.im/49Meo"&gt;ff.im/49Meo&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2231802328"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:15&lt;/em&gt; I can get 6Mbps/500kps home and mobile Internet (Atlanta area only) from Clear.com for $55/month Anyone used it? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2231960990"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:08&lt;/em&gt; $189.99/month for 3Mbps home Internet? HughesNet, you're a riot. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2232605526"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:06&lt;/em&gt; Public school funding idea: If you fail a class then you must pay for the repeat of the class. That'll motivate parents. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233271704"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:10&lt;/em&gt; I think paying for repeated classes will motivate 1) schools to grade stricter 2) parents to pay attention #justsaying &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233316677"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jokeyxero:272814</id>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-18T04:07:37Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-18T04:07:37Z</updated>
    <category term="tweets"/>
    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:12&lt;/em&gt; The girls are in The Descent are far more hardcore than any guy I've seen in a horror movie. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2202076455"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:56&lt;/em&gt; The TSA's carry-on restrictions are riddled with holes, more weapons allowed than common tools. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203054826"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:57&lt;/em&gt; Can't take a 2in knife but I can carry metal pointed scissors with 4in blades, ie, two 8in knives. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203066899"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:59&lt;/em&gt; Can't take baseball bats or golf clubs can I can take a guitar and didgeridoo. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203080999"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:00&lt;/em&gt; Can't take a lacross stick, but can take webbing and walking cane. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203091820"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:03&lt;/em&gt; Can't take drill bits, ice picks, kubatons, or black jacks, but can take a 7in screwdriver, pliers, or wrench. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203114549"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:05&lt;/em&gt; Can't take a stun gun or cattle prod but I can take a TENS unit or push ignitor and batteries. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203126978"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:07&lt;/em&gt; Can't take single compressed gas canisters, but can have up to 4 in a life vest and scissors to cut them out. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203150892"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:08&lt;/em&gt; Can't use gel shoe inserts in your shoes, but can easily put them in your socks. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203157095"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:12&lt;/em&gt; Can't carry a kubaton, but large pencils, pens, batteries, screwdriver, pliers and scissors are cool. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203186495"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:15&lt;/em&gt; Can't carry a whip, flail, or weighted chain, but belt, rope, buckle, water bottle, or other weights are fine. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203210612"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:19&lt;/em&gt; Can't carry a lighter, but a flint and steel are fine (ok, maybe that's reaching a bit for practicality) #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203243115"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:25&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/orcasquall"&gt;orcasquall&lt;/a&gt; I wouldn't be so annoyed if the regulations actually did something other than make attackers be slightly more creative. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203295548"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:29&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/orcasquall"&gt;orcasquall&lt;/a&gt; Specifically it's the allowed 7in tools &amp;amp; 4in pointed blade scissors, but absolutely no pocket knives that annoys me. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203323940"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:31&lt;/em&gt; Will Twitter ever make hashtags into links outside of the search screens? It's obnoxious to take the extra steps. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203340410"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:46&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/n8k99"&gt;n8k99&lt;/a&gt; I was on a plane last weekend from FPO to CLT that had two guitars and a didgeridoo, but a guy with a 1.5in pocketknife was stopped &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203455249"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:50&lt;/em&gt; Can't carry a billy club, but that's ok because your rolling bag generally has two built into it. #flyingsucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203484655"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:43&lt;/em&gt; For the record, I don't think #flyingsucks - In fact, I love flying - I just think #airportsecuritysucks &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208056594"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:45&lt;/em&gt; Master the Art of Working Remotely - Gina Trapani - HarvardBusiness.org &lt;a href="http://ff.im/45Iri"&gt;ff.im/45Iri&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208080022"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:22&lt;/em&gt; Senate showdown: Kerry takes aim at Apple’s exclusive deal with AT&amp;amp;T &lt;a href="http://ff.im/45O09"&gt;ff.im/45O09&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208574321"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:28&lt;/em&gt; RT @jongalloway: r @haacked We'll be empowered when you release the &amp;lt;asp:Securifier/&amp;gt; control. We'll drop it ... and set Secure=&amp;quot;VeryYes&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208666198"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:04&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/c0yote"&gt;c0yote&lt;/a&gt; @diamondice0085 would be better served to call them and remind them to cash it. They'll get their money one way or the other. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2210824014"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:09&lt;/em&gt; Can someone pls tell me why AT&amp;amp;T wants to charge me $18 just to switch the phone on my line? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2210898885"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:25&lt;/em&gt; Why does Unlimited Data cost $5/mo more with an iPhone than other phones on AT&amp;amp;T? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2211092669"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:31&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jerrylink"&gt;jerrylink&lt;/a&gt; No more data usage than other web-app enabled smartphones. I just blame greed. Just like their $5 200txt msg plan, should be 500 &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2211175292"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:01&lt;/em&gt; Cleaner OO JavaScript: function Foo() { var me = this.constructor.prototype; me.bar = function () { alert(&amp;quot;hi&amp;quot;); }; } &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2212374980"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:37&lt;/em&gt; First Look at the iPhone 3GS Camera from PhotoFocus &lt;a href="http://ff.im/46xCG"&gt;ff.im/46xCG&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2212860320"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:39&lt;/em&gt; Romance and Cigarettes is by far one of the strangest movies I've ever seen. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2216565264"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:49&lt;/em&gt; Romance and Cigarettes is funny-animated-gif-material gold. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2216676707"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jokeyxero:272548</id>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-17T04:07:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-17T04:07:39Z</updated>
    <category term="tweets"/>
    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:30&lt;/em&gt; I go off the grid for a week and Iran goes nuts. That'll teach me. ;P &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188223123"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:39&lt;/em&gt; RT @jessewilkins &amp;quot;The internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.&amp;quot; - Joseph Reagle &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188304056"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:40&lt;/em&gt; RT @exectweets Twitter reschedules critical network upgrade because of the important role its playing in Iran &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/s7ZOo"&gt;bit.ly/s7ZOo&lt;/a&gt; #Iran9 &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188311059"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:55&lt;/em&gt; Iranian Anti riot guards are intruding a private house and beating a person to death in tehran #iran9 #iranpoltics &lt;a href="http://ff.im/41MVi"&gt;ff.im/41MVi&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188450824"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:58&lt;/em&gt; RT 4 Craziness of RealTime @ProtesterHelp Will be silent for 10 minutes, my main contact inside Iran was just shot by Bisiji militia. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188474469"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:13&lt;/em&gt; Those bullets you shoot into the air in the city will come back down on people. #iran9 &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188618505"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:47&lt;/em&gt; Sympathy for Iranians today, but have dismal outlook for a culture praising past revolution and martyrdom daily #iranelection &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188898293"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:01&lt;/em&gt; The $20,050 Video Game &lt;a href="http://ff.im/42Sd7"&gt;ff.im/42Sd7&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2193115584"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:31&lt;/em&gt; Windows 7 RC Training Kit for Developers &lt;a href="http://ff.im/42WU3"&gt;ff.im/42WU3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2193488598"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:56&lt;/em&gt; I'm thinking the Americans are tangled up in the #iranelection stuff to make up for the 2000 election - 2nd chances &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2195292534"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:13&lt;/em&gt; The msg from the ppl on #IranElection is clear by now, u'd think the govt would stop the censorship. Republic of what? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2198541303"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:20&lt;/em&gt; RT The largest public square in the world, FULL of people - amazing sight! &lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/7ki6e"&gt;twitpic.com/7ki6e&lt;/a&gt; #iranelection &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199324917"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:23&lt;/em&gt; RT from Iran I've learned something today. Americans DO care about the world outside America Their media just doesn't #IranElection &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199362375"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:30&lt;/em&gt; RT @jimsciuttoabc: #iranelection Iran has banned all foreign journalists from reporting on the sts. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199441620"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:37&lt;/em&gt; Realtime Twitter image results at PicFog &lt;a href="http://ff.im/442lF"&gt;ff.im/442lF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199519412"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:57&lt;/em&gt; Yay! iPhone 3GS! I've finally found a phone worth the upgrade! &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199754828"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:00&lt;/em&gt; Want a chance to win iPhone 3GS? @ScanCafe and @scottbourne r giving 1 away Pls RT. More info here: &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/36fiC"&gt;bit.ly/36fiC&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199790430"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:05&lt;/em&gt; Buy, Sell, and Recycle Electronics and Cell Phones at gazelle.com &lt;a href="http://ff.im/445qF"&gt;ff.im/445qF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199851110"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:34&lt;/em&gt; Watching The Descent and it's making me want to go spelunking again. I think my horror filter is broken. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2201648364"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:44&lt;/em&gt; Best exchange so far in The Descent: &amp;quot;I need to put the bone back in [your leg].&amp;quot; -- &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot; -- &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2201766773"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-16T04:07:15Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-16T04:07:15Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:37&lt;/em&gt; RT @CodeStock Only 34 tickets left! &lt;a href="http://codestock.org"&gt;codestock.org&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2178385905"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:41&lt;/em&gt; So, if the Orthodox Bishops must be decended from the 12 Apostles, but they are not allowed to marry, how exactly does that continue? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2183571032"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:44&lt;/em&gt; Nevermind, they transfer the &amp;quot;holiness&amp;quot; of succession via ceremony and faith, not genetics. &amp;quot;Related&amp;quot; was apparently a typo. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2183611035"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:55&lt;/em&gt; Illinois LARPing - Dagorhir and Belegarth (Foam Fighting) video &lt;a href="http://ff.im/41GXk"&gt;ff.im/41GXk&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2187865378"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-14T04:06:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-14T04:06:24Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:13&lt;/em&gt; Driving back to atl with five strangers &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2150716272"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:17&lt;/em&gt; Home. Finally. Drove up all back to ATL then drove to Woodstock &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2152497388"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-13T04:07:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-13T04:07:01Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:57&lt;/em&gt; Landed in Charlotte. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2136593998"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:22&lt;/em&gt; Boarding flight for ATL &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2138217201"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:08&lt;/em&gt; Sitting on CLT taxiway waiting on ATL to get their ground traffic cleared. Possible 30-45 min delay &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2147655731"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:05&lt;/em&gt; Still sitting at CLT waiting at least an hour on a storm delay at ATL grr &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2148206549"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:25&lt;/em&gt; Flight canceled. Blah &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2149019465"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:51&lt;/em&gt; Stuck in Charlotte for the night. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2149310953"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-09T04:06:58Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-09T04:06:58Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:33&lt;/em&gt; Headed to Bahamas with the wife for the honeymoon tomorrow! 09:30 flight &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2072700892"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:43&lt;/em&gt; Abandoned Places - The Castle of 19 century &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3I1Aq"&gt;ff.im/3I1Aq&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2072776394"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:59&lt;/em&gt; On board flight to Charlotte from ATL &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2075687708"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:38&lt;/em&gt; Landed in Charlotte. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2076613508"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:28&lt;/em&gt; On plane to FPO, with Lara waiting to taxi :) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2077146865"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:24&lt;/em&gt; Landed in Freeport. Yay! &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2078499297"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-07T04:06:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-07T04:06:24Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:25&lt;/em&gt; Google Adsense Program: How to Use It  &lt;a href="http://twurl.nl/ibv6t8"&gt;twurl.nl/ibv6t8&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2057663079"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-06T05:25:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-06T05:25:53Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:51&lt;/em&gt; RT @erhanerdogan The Pareto Principle run amuck -Top 10% of Twitter users = 90% of the tweeting,3x more concentrated ... &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/eURPV"&gt;bit.ly/eURPV&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2039810168"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:43&lt;/em&gt; We're married :) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2047487567"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-05T04:08:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-05T04:08:12Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:03&lt;/em&gt; Sunroom base coat painted, still have to do trim and clean all the windows. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026032369"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:08&lt;/em&gt; Gotta feed 40+ people crammed into a 1 bedroom condo on Friday. That should be fun. :) &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026071565"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:11&lt;/em&gt; Why do these big ticket item 40-50% sales happen just before my budget is ready for them? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026091247"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:12&lt;/em&gt; Sears has 30-50% of all home appliances starting 4 June. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026102693"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:15&lt;/em&gt; My cats come tell me when it's time for bed, then they linger around until I finally go. It's like clockwork with these two lately. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026124666"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:17&lt;/em&gt; FriendFeed Poll: What temperature do you keep your A/C set to in the spring/summer? And list the general location... &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3zfSE"&gt;ff.im/3zfSE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026142917"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:05&lt;/em&gt; Did Facebook just roll out a &amp;quot;See N similar posts&amp;quot; feature or was that there earlier? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026482612"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:24&lt;/em&gt; Gizmodo - Testing Project Natal: We Touched the Intangible - Project Natal &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3zlGe"&gt;ff.im/3zlGe&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026608077"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:55&lt;/em&gt; RT @taschenrechner David Carradine died. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2030815410"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:00&lt;/em&gt; Correction, David Carradine not only died, but supposedly hanged himself. Sad. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2030877927"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:02&lt;/em&gt; Getting married in 20 hours. :D &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2033674470"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:53&lt;/em&gt; Ever start out to band-aid a code bug then curosity wins and you end up fixing it proper? Double-edged sword that. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2034301475"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:08&lt;/em&gt; Wow, ate too much today. For future reference, sweet potato pie has TONS of calories. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037110014"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:10&lt;/em&gt; You can now have a gun on you in a bar in TN. I'm assuming you can drink while driving next, same effect. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037135552"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:20&lt;/em&gt; So Carradine's suicide may have been accidential and due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. There's a twist. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037241183"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:32&lt;/em&gt; Spreadshirt - Like CafePress but cheaper and better shirts I'm told. &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3Bpdj"&gt;ff.im/3Bpdj&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037368131"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:39&lt;/em&gt; Yahoo YSlow vs Google Page Speed for Firebug. Your thoughts? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037439590"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:27&lt;/em&gt; ~ @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/elfgrove"&gt;ElfGrove&lt;/a&gt; Things to do while waiting on builds: &lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/303/"&gt;xkcd.com/303/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2038620091"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:36&lt;/em&gt; Just turned on the Out of Office Assistant, I am officially on my wedding vacation. 14.5hrs til marriage. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2038710541"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:39&lt;/em&gt; It's rare that I absolutely believe in a product/platform, but Google Wave is the future of email+wiki+IM+forum. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2038746576"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jokeyxero:270386</id>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-04T04:06:43Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-04T04:06:43Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:55&lt;/em&gt; Or-Bust.com - &amp;quot;This is our Dark Ages&amp;quot; - Or Bust visits Belegarth &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3wI78"&gt;ff.im/3wI78&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2013102859"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:11&lt;/em&gt; RT @IdeaKitchn Very cool contact juggling video from Okotanpe via &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/198ywn"&gt;bit.ly/198ywn&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2013232278"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:45&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/alanstevens"&gt;alanstevens&lt;/a&gt; They do happen, and in a small number of very specific cases, they're awesome. But in general? It better not happen. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017037013"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:45&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/crueljerry"&gt;crueljerry&lt;/a&gt; I can link you to some videos on how to use FriendFeed if you want. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017041532"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:46&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/crazeegeekchick"&gt;crazeegeekchick&lt;/a&gt; My most effective system still consisted of a piece of paper with 30 days on it, each with a note and time of what to do &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017051596"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:17&lt;/em&gt; You'd think that after a number of years and releases PHPBB branches would have fixed the rampant \&amp;quot; problems. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017378871"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:29&lt;/em&gt; My id has an ID, it's name is Id, and it says to stop putting its name in your code. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017501341"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:42&lt;/em&gt; The only IO happening with Io involves Zeus, Epaphus, and Keroessa. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017630049"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:43&lt;/em&gt; RT @willia4 &amp;quot;Despite occasionally landing in California, space shuttles are clearly non-migratory.&amp;quot; -- Message Board Poster &amp;quot;Elendil's Heir&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2018283317"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:46&lt;/em&gt; Hey Infopath, how about changing your default file extension to something other than .xml? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2020986963"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:47&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nipponella"&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; My Firefox has been freezing up randomly as well. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2020996167"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:54&lt;/em&gt; I need recommendations for point and shoot digital cameras. plskthx! &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2021756753"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:32&lt;/em&gt; RT @koltregaskes Microsoft Bing is Freakin Amazing! [pic] &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3yHBF"&gt;ff.im/3yHBF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2022769681"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-03T04:08:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-03T04:08:17Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:34&lt;/em&gt; There is a movement starting [in the USA] to only buy American made goods for the 4 July this year. Or more specifically, to not buy Chinese &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2004045929"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:38&lt;/em&gt; Will the Federal Government Buy Your Clunker? &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3vaNR"&gt;ff.im/3vaNR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2004085331"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:54&lt;/em&gt; Who Owns the Car Companies? Automotive Industry Charts &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3vcX8"&gt;ff.im/3vcX8&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2004246061"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:22&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/bhitney"&gt;bhitney&lt;/a&gt; Minimal section on how to get IE8 to play well with others, then the rest of the time on Win7. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2005921300"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:48&lt;/em&gt; Ridding your life of drama, Step 1: Stop causing it. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2008222852"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:49&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/a7an"&gt;a7an&lt;/a&gt; Already been through this, &amp;quot;ID&amp;quot; is the accepted abbreviation, &amp;quot;Id&amp;quot; is part of the human psyche &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2008233967"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:11&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/a7an"&gt;a7an&lt;/a&gt; Even then (especially then imo) it should be &amp;quot;ID&amp;quot; and not &amp;quot;Id&amp;quot;. The usual style conventions (including Microsoft's) recommend that ... &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2008482261"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-02T04:06:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-02T04:06:36Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:28&lt;/em&gt; I bought the Postal movie. I feel bad for contributing to Uwe Boll's career, but I really like the movie. At least it was a used rental. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1991678936"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:16&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/guinnessduck"&gt;guinnessduck&lt;/a&gt; It nails the spirit of the games. I'd suggest giving it a watch. The games' creator helped make it too, and plays himself. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1994009463"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:05&lt;/em&gt; Dried papaya is teh yum! &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1994548594"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-06-01T04:06:29Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-01T04:06:29Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:42&lt;/em&gt; Headed back to Woodstock &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1981228312"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-05-30T04:06:30Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-30T04:06:30Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:18&lt;/em&gt; Focus, Daniel-san! Always look eye! *thwap* &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1956158323"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:47&lt;/em&gt; I just realized that if nothing celestially significant happens in 2012, a lot of ancient religions get hurt. Apocalypse or not. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1956826834"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:15&lt;/em&gt; Free Windows XP Virtual PC image with IE 6/7 installed -... &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3mv0p"&gt;ff.im/3mv0p&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1957357878"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:15&lt;/em&gt; I shouldn't have a 900 line sql script, but I do. At least its an important one. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1957982665"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:59&lt;/em&gt; Award for most disturbing interpretation of eggs goes to *drumroll* McDonald's #shudder never again &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1959841250"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:22&lt;/em&gt; Google Wave is pretty awesome. With good clients, email, instant messaging, and forums might all converge to Waves. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1960074549"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:32&lt;/em&gt; I get married in a week. Woah. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961458357"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:05&lt;/em&gt; Natural Selection 2 Teaser Video - An RTS+FPS HL2 Mod &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3nsC4"&gt;ff.im/3nsC4&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961815308"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:08&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/shanselman"&gt;shanselman&lt;/a&gt; You'd have to allow light into your eyes but not allow it to reflect. Interesting angle. #physics &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961853872"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:12&lt;/em&gt; Why our 'amazing' science fiction future fizzled - CNN.com &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3ntwR"&gt;ff.im/3ntwR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961899647"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:37&lt;/em&gt; Headed to a weekend of fun in the country near bowdon with friends. No phone service &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1964683056"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Day's Tweets</title>
    <published>2009-05-29T04:08:55Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-29T04:08:55Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero" target="_new"&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:33&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/antwesor"&gt;antwesor&lt;/a&gt; Yes, it's back up now. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1944272005"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:09&lt;/em&gt; Zero Punctuation Reviews Duke Nukem Forever &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3kgUn"&gt;ff.im/3kgUn&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1944864145"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:44&lt;/em&gt; Cat in China grows a pair of wings &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3ldep"&gt;ff.im/3ldep&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1949067479"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:46&lt;/em&gt; Google Wave Preview &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3lds0"&gt;ff.im/3lds0&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1949082155"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:04&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/alanstevens"&gt;alanstevens&lt;/a&gt; Microsoft Shared View works pretty well for screen sharing. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1949913399"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:57&lt;/em&gt; Am I the only person who hates Calibri? It looks fuzzy. &lt;a href="http://ff.im/3lFCg"&gt;ff.im/3lFCg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1952313624"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:54&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/rahsheen"&gt;rahsheen&lt;/a&gt; Same here &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1952888653"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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