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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:24&lt;/em&gt; Upgrade Complete! - A game where the entire plot is to upgrade everything (even graphics and music) &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4yMTT&quot;&gt;ff.im/4yMTT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2383090128&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:18&lt;/em&gt; Well, that was an unexpected trend by Google&apos;s suggestions... &amp;quot;the real way to...&amp;quot; [pic] &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4An6h&quot;&gt;ff.im/4An6h&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2391073144&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:35&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/temporalshadows&quot;&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; Negative. If I have one, then you must have it too ;P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2391299386&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:14&lt;/em&gt; #qotd From a store in Atlanta, &amp;quot;Our European Beech is imported from China&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2392672445&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:19&lt;/em&gt; Over 800 calories too many today. Oops. That&apos;s going to take a bit to work off. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2398202819&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:07:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:26&lt;/em&gt; Next company to have a banner ad that starts talking get boycotted. It&apos;s obnoxious. #advertisingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2380031219&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:32&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/willia4&quot;&gt;willia4&lt;/a&gt; &amp;quot;Clean up after yourself, don&apos;t abuse your planet...and Steve Jobs designs the future.&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2380147202&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:37&lt;/em&gt; I somehow got partially sunburned between 18:00 - 20:00 tonight. That&apos;s some crazy UV rays... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2380234041&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:23&lt;/em&gt; WKUK Russian Roulette &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4yGXv&quot;&gt;ff.im/4yGXv&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2382152560&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:37&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m a PC: Deleted Clips &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4yImD&quot;&gt;ff.im/4yImD&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2382434041&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:06:14 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:45&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;ve decided that the hurdles are funnier than big balls on @Wipeout, but not as epic. lol &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2355751626&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:28&lt;/em&gt; RT @donttrythis Text messaging fees are robbery? (they are), AT&amp;amp;T is attempting to charge me 11k for a few hours of web surfing in Canada &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2356093640&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:37&lt;/em&gt; Abandoned Places - Megatron&apos;s Revenge &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4vDyy&quot;&gt;ff.im/4vDyy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2360632501&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:00&lt;/em&gt; RT ... Iran arrests 100 politicians, 40 foreign journalists, 150 uni students. Ayatollah suggests some worthy of execution #iranelection &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2360888328&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:05&lt;/em&gt; Critters Writers Workshop - Improvement for Sci-Fi Writers &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4vGBT&quot;&gt;ff.im/4vGBT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2360951646&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:36&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/temporalshadows&quot;&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; go pet it &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2366835547&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:06:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:56&lt;/em&gt; RT @thedavedev: Windows7 Home Premium upgrade is only $49 at Amazon till July 11th! Go grab it here &lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/Win7for5...&quot;&gt;tinyurl.com/Win7for5...&lt;/a&gt; #Win7 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2344772088&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:58&lt;/em&gt; RT @ElfGrove By MJ, I mean -of course- Michael Jackson, not Mary Jane. Spiderman&apos;s gf dying would be way more important than #iranelection &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2344803664&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:01&lt;/em&gt; Microsoft, I know you like to over-organize, but you need microsoft.com/productname to redirect to the right place. *.com/win7 at least &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2344851508&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:20&lt;/em&gt; Amazon.com: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional Upgrade: $99.99 &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4t8XR&quot;&gt;ff.im/4t8XR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345109638&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:39&lt;/em&gt; Domestic AT&amp;amp;T roaming charges on Grand Bahama: $2.29/min; Text to phone: $0.50/each; Web connection $0.02/KB &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345363463&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:05&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/temporalshadows&quot;&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; Then do something about it ;P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345733236&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:06&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jbrechtel&quot;&gt;jbrechtel&lt;/a&gt; Could be worse, could have been 7840. Or even worse, 7840 could be inside an eval() ;) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345744049&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:07&lt;/em&gt; Wishing I&apos;d remembered to go to #CodeStock Maybe next year. You guys have fun and learn lots of stuff &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2345761943&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:49&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m tempted to say I want to see Microsoft extend WebKit as opposed to continuing Trident development. IE9? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2348048109&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:43&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/nipponella&quot;&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; At one of my jobs we stared at each other from across the room, most communication still took place via MSN/email &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2348802670&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:48&lt;/em&gt; RT @ElfGroveRT: @Eldanildiel: How to meet and woo a nerdy girl: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/LpfNa&quot;&gt;bit.ly/LpfNa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2348863103&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:42&lt;/em&gt; Just clicked the button to officially discontinue a legacy application. Vaya con dios, amigo, y con dios permanezca. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2351895215&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:33&lt;/em&gt; Put down the abstract factory and get something done &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4ugUm&quot;&gt;ff.im/4ugUm&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2352488165&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:43&lt;/em&gt; weather.com&apos;s radar maps now have a &amp;quot;future&amp;quot; setting that predicts weather changes over the next hour. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2352601332&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:24&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/temporalshadows&quot;&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; Same here. I&apos;m starting with last night&apos;s Burn Notice, then seeing what I can find on Hulu, AllUC, or STC &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2353717869&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:25&lt;/em&gt; Arma 2 - &amp;quot;The most ambitious video game ever...&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4uwRE&quot;&gt;ff.im/4uwRE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2354399983&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:31&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/crazeegeekchick&quot;&gt;crazeegeekchick&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/8j9sl&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/8j9sl&lt;/a&gt; - Is that @alanstevens in nothing but boxers, guitar, and glasses?! Can&apos;t leave you guys alone ... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2354462280&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:36&lt;/em&gt; This is my 1500th tweet! Party! ;P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2354511420&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:07:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:08&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/temporalshadows&quot;&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; alarm to tell me it&apos;s time to wind down before bed &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2321497438&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:57&lt;/em&gt; You gotta do what you gotta do when you gotta do it (and ain&apos;t nothing else you could&apos;ve done). #justsaying &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2329605425&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:25&lt;/em&gt; The sndtrks for Natural Born Killers and Pulp Fiction will never be lost; they can be reclaimed entirely from goth music. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2329984584&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:58&lt;/em&gt; Gallio - Automation Platform for .NET &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4qQPI&quot;&gt;ff.im/4qQPI&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2330428483&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:37&lt;/em&gt; Music for a phone keypad - Old hat, but still fun - Take me down to 55754 45085! &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4rbhs&quot;&gt;ff.im/4rbhs&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2332633274&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:42&lt;/em&gt; Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson dead. 3 celebs dead within a week of each other, the pattern continues. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2333997307&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:49&lt;/em&gt; LA Times says: ~12:30 MJ was found not breathing, medics performed CPR, arrived at hospital in a coma. ~15:00 MJ was pronounced dead &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334140513&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:58&lt;/em&gt; Wow, that took less than an hour for the entire Trending Topics board to get flooded with MJ news. #iranelection what? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334309926&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:13&lt;/em&gt; RT @ElfGrove @jokeyxero Iran never sang &amp;quot;Beat It&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Thriller&amp;quot;, nor invited young boys to the Neverland Ranch. Political uprising? Old news. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334613146&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:15&lt;/em&gt; It seems I may be the only person in the world who wasn&apos;t a fan of Michael Jackson&apos;s music. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334657450&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:21&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/moneyries&quot;&gt;moneyries&lt;/a&gt; Read: &amp;quot;This will make us more money than we know what to do with&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2334758567&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:06&lt;/em&gt; Top Gear Season 13 has begun! w00t! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2335603108&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:51&lt;/em&gt; The Stig showed his face! Top Gear Season 13 Episode 1 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2336338060&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:10&lt;/em&gt; Burn Notice&apos;s website is busted, videos &amp;quot;can&apos;t be found&amp;quot; so I&apos;ll have to watch it elsewhere. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2336623100&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:12&lt;/em&gt; Burn Notice on Hulu ftw! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2336650691&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:53&lt;/em&gt; The Trending Topics panel is MIA... #twitter &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2338030378&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:07:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:12&lt;/em&gt; The acai berry people must be making tons of money, I can&apos;t visit a website without seeing one of their lies, I mean, adverts. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2311489752&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:19&lt;/em&gt; Hrm. @msofficeus is using Word to render emails in Outlook, killing standards support, maybe fix Word too? See &lt;a href=&quot;http://fixoutlook.org&quot;&gt;fixoutlook.org&lt;/a&gt; and RT &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2311576710&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:29&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/elfgrove&quot;&gt;ElfGrove&lt;/a&gt; You can actually tell Outlook 2002-2007 to not do that. Apparently, in 2010 it&apos;s either Word or plain text. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2314140562&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:11&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/shawnwildermuth&quot;&gt;ShawnWildermuth&lt;/a&gt; &amp;quot;Hard to install&amp;quot;???  Wow, I haven&apos;t heard that phrase years, oh wait, nevermind, since the last Linux install... ;) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2315542996&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:13&lt;/em&gt; RT @willia4 Pro-tip: if your politician husband ever starts talking about family values, he&apos;s going to cheat on you. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2315560043&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:06&lt;/em&gt; Claim: Humans only use 10% of their brains. Status: False. &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4olrx&quot;&gt;ff.im/4olrx&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2316299358&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:12&lt;/em&gt; I wish the &amp;quot;Remember Me&amp;quot; option on #Twitter would actually work. Would be nice if my I didn&apos;t get &amp;quot;Twitter API&amp;quot; prompts all the time too. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2317880282&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:13&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/adamdill&quot;&gt;adamdill&lt;/a&gt; You can add them as RSS feeds if there isn&apos;t already a Twitter app. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2317891981&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:34&lt;/em&gt; SLHost.com - Dedicated Hosting Sale - Save up tot 25% &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4oCuk&quot;&gt;ff.im/4oCuk&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2318145626&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:52&lt;/em&gt; Haidinger&apos;s Brush: Detect polarization with the naked eye &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4oEAj&quot;&gt;ff.im/4oEAj&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2318359700&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:22&lt;/em&gt; Steampunk office interior design and fabrication | Because We Can &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4oHJO&quot;&gt;ff.im/4oHJO&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2318710925&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:53&lt;/em&gt; STD graph, I mean, interpersonal relationships in the X-Men universe - Wolverine is teh pimp... &lt;a href=&quot;http://tr.im/pF7j&quot;&gt;tr.im/pF7j&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2319073456&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:56&lt;/em&gt; RT @schisam GlobalAgenda@E3 = Game Of The Show! &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/OyEwb&quot;&gt;bit.ly/OyEwb&lt;/a&gt; #globalagenda &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2319112433&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:41&lt;/em&gt; My poor cats are at home right now with the &amp;quot;end the day&amp;quot; alarm going off. The alarm&apos;s music drives them nuts. I&apos;ll have to apologize :( &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2320431981&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:07:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:29&lt;/em&gt; Angels and Demons (the book) was pretty awesome. It&apos;s like a history lesson with a plot, albeit with a few embellishments. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2295099636&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:38&lt;/em&gt; To the idiot who design the payment form I just used: 1) do not use alerts for bad input 2) ctrl+x/c/v bs and del are valid keystrokes #ux &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2296001004&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:40&lt;/em&gt; To that same idiot: when I click &amp;quot;Authorize Payment&amp;quot; it shouldn&apos;t open a new window to do so... #ux &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2296024482&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:10&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;ve decided that Criterion Games should create a Carmageddon 4 using the latest Burnout engine. Now. *cracks whip* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2298040027&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:04&lt;/em&gt; RT @shanselman If you&apos;re on the #win7 *BETA* then haul ass and get on RC before Jul 1: &lt;a href=&quot;http://tr.im/pvyy&quot;&gt;tr.im/pvyy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2300381574&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:57&lt;/em&gt; Apparently Dell didn&apos;t get the memo: STOP MAKING GLOSSY LAPTOP SCREENS &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2301066692&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:07:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:29&lt;/em&gt; Awesome! Burst Engine - A Vector Animation Engine for JavaScript &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4hWxH&quot;&gt;ff.im/4hWxH&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2279408778&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:16&lt;/em&gt; RT @MomoCon Summer Gaming Festival, this weekend in ATL! www.momoconontour.com Board, card, and RPG gaming, along with retro vid games! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2279999878&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:52&lt;/em&gt; Sometimes I forget just how bad Fred Durst is at lyrics, then I hear another non-single Limp Bizkit song. Always surprising. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2280460251&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:06&lt;/em&gt; Ordered my iPhone 3GS. Finally upgrading from my Sony Ericsson W810i, which has been an awesome phone for 3 years now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2284627661&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:13&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/temporalshadows&quot;&gt;temporalshadows&lt;/a&gt; The W810i is an almost-smart-phone ;P I&apos;ve had apps, Internet, camera, walkman, and a crappy calendar for a while. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2284711721&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:14&lt;/em&gt; chatting at &lt;a href=&quot;http://tinychat.com/iranelection&quot;&gt;tinychat.com/iranelection&lt;/a&gt;  #tinychat &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2284733615&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:48&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/shanselman&quot;&gt;shanselman&lt;/a&gt; I think &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lmgtfy.com/&quot;&gt;www.lmgtfy.com/&lt;/a&gt; has the solution to your obvious answer problems ;) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2285959523&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:50&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/altrux&quot;&gt;altrux&lt;/a&gt; Another layer of abstraction can solve any CompSci problem, except too much abstraction... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2285985989&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:53&lt;/em&gt; Windows 7 Hits a New Low - Running Win7 a P2 CPU... &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/4j1Za&quot;&gt;ff.im/4j1Za&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2286022519&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:00&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/altrux&quot;&gt;altrux&lt;/a&gt; &amp;quot;Fractally bad code&amp;quot; lol I love it! But I was mostly being sarcastic w/ the abstraction quote &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2286101737&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:06:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:10&lt;/em&gt; I think paying for repeated classes will motivate 1) schools to grade stricter 2) parents to pay attention #justsaying &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233316677&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:52&lt;/em&gt; Putting special chars in your password doesn&apos;t make it more secure, but allowing users to do so makes your site more secure. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233772913&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:53&lt;/em&gt; Personal password security comes from length, not complexity. Site security comes from allowing length and complexity. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233785126&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:32&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/nipponella&quot;&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; Are you calling minorities and lower socioeconomic groups stupid and/or lazy? ;) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2240262730&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:47&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/gregorylent&quot;&gt;gregorylent&lt;/a&gt; It&apos;s a show of support for the democratic process and personal security in Iran, it&apos;s not group think or support for an indv &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2240481243&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:53&lt;/em&gt; The cake now has more appeal than the icing, I&apos;m either getting old or healthy, not sure which. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2242192366&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:06&lt;/em&gt; They made the employee&apos;s age a long int (64bit) in this app, I think someone needs a biology lesson. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2242371955&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:21&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kayozz&quot;&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; The world cared the last few times something chaotic happened here. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2242567008&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:22&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/nipponella&quot;&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; Customer&apos;s attitude doesn&apos;t change correctness, only how helpful you are do them. ;) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243375283&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:25&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kayozz&quot;&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; I was thinking more of the twin towers. Involvement in Iran is due to the outburst of the people, not the election problems. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243411862&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:29&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kayozz&quot;&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; Support grew when Iran&apos;s govt began seizing &amp;amp; shooting those who were exercising their right to voice disatisfaction in the outcome &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243467486&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:30&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kayozz&quot;&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; Internet support for Iran grew then faster when the govt began censoring anyone attempting to communicate about the situation &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243478336&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:32&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kayozz&quot;&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; Demonstrations were non-violent, but the govt wasn&apos;t having it. Support is for the repression, not the outcome of the election. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243515584&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:34&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kayozz&quot;&gt;KayOzz&lt;/a&gt; But I do agree with the sentiment -- that region and Iran in particular have a culture that promotes violence much earlier than most &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243534663&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:35&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jbrechtel&quot;&gt;jbrechtel&lt;/a&gt; It&apos;s just being stored in memory for a calculation, birth date is stored in the db &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243548687&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:48&lt;/em&gt; RT @shanselman RT @saraford: Chuck Norris &amp;quot;The Programmer&amp;quot; jokes &lt;a href=&quot;http://is.gd/12pf9&quot;&gt;is.gd/12pf9&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243719508&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:52&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.&amp;quot; lol &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2243766704&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:36&lt;/em&gt; The AT&amp;amp;T store at 7900 North Point Parkway 30022 just hung up on me twice without even saying hello. Guess they don&apos;t want business. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2244335106&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:38&lt;/em&gt; One day I&apos;ll find out why AT&amp;amp;T uses MapQuest on their website but has a link to Google Earth next to it... #justsaying &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2244363812&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:41&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/willia4&quot;&gt;willia4&lt;/a&gt; That&apos;s what you get for thinking about buying a Prius, even Toyota is telling you to think about something else &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2244391635&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:42&lt;/em&gt; Lara and I are headed to Hueytown tonight then Huntsville Saturday night. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2245830630&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:11:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:30&lt;/em&gt; Handmade Clothing on Etsy - Steampunk Adventure Skirt &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/47hu2&quot;&gt;ff.im/47hu2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2217867951&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:54&lt;/em&gt; RT @Symagdotf  &amp;quot;Your ghetto when&amp;quot; enough of you spell &amp;quot;you&apos;re&amp;quot; wrong to get it as a trending topic. Morons. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2219153717&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:00&lt;/em&gt; I can&apos;t believe that Apple is trying to charge people to remove the DRM from their music. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2219194440&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:07&lt;/em&gt; In the world of computing -- if you close it, the world will open it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2219250198&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:42&lt;/em&gt; I know all the rules for its, it&apos;s, their, there, they&apos;re, to, too, and two, but my fingers don&apos;t care. #grammarnazi &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2227853054&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:55&lt;/em&gt; IIS Search Engine Optimization Toolkit (awesome) &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/49cHA&quot;&gt;ff.im/49cHA&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2228022645&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:49&lt;/em&gt; Where is my online music store that sells FLAC? Forget this MP3 and DRM crap from Apple and Amazon. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230227572&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:59&lt;/em&gt; Just added myself to the &lt;a href=&quot;http://wefollow.com&quot;&gt;wefollow.com&lt;/a&gt; twitter directory under:  #softwareengineer #polymath #philosophy &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230354671&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:02&lt;/em&gt; Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - &lt;a href=&quot;http://helpiranelection.com/&quot;&gt;helpiranelection.com/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230389155&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:08&lt;/em&gt; Magnatune: &amp;quot;You get great music, musicians get 50%&amp;quot; MP3s and WAVs from independent artists &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/49zZt&quot;&gt;ff.im/49zZt&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230462690&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:13&lt;/em&gt; RT @shanselman Good video on building standards based websites in the real world from @tathamoddie &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/DSsuy&quot;&gt;bit.ly/DSsuy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230518584&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:53&lt;/em&gt; Most uninformed browser comparison chart ever. Has Microsoft switched to blatant lies now for IE8? &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/49EOp&quot;&gt;ff.im/49EOp&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2230986144&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:19&lt;/em&gt; Someone at Microsoft needs to get in trouble for this blatantly false IE8 comparison chart &lt;a href=&quot;http://tr.im/p037&quot;&gt;tr.im/p037&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2231299515&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:02&lt;/em&gt; Clear.com - Citywide WiFi Services - Imagine a Hotspot the Size of Atlanta... &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/49Meo&quot;&gt;ff.im/49Meo&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2231802328&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:15&lt;/em&gt; I can get 6Mbps/500kps home and mobile Internet (Atlanta area only) from Clear.com for $55/month Anyone used it? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2231960990&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:08&lt;/em&gt; $189.99/month for 3Mbps home Internet? HughesNet, you&apos;re a riot. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2232605526&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:06&lt;/em&gt; Public school funding idea: If you fail a class then you must pay for the repeat of the class. That&apos;ll motivate parents. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233271704&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:10&lt;/em&gt; I think paying for repeated classes will motivate 1) schools to grade stricter 2) parents to pay attention #justsaying &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2233316677&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:07:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:12&lt;/em&gt; The girls are in The Descent are far more hardcore than any guy I&apos;ve seen in a horror movie. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2202076455&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:56&lt;/em&gt; The TSA&apos;s carry-on restrictions are riddled with holes, more weapons allowed than common tools. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203054826&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:57&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t take a 2in knife but I can carry metal pointed scissors with 4in blades, ie, two 8in knives. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203066899&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:59&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t take baseball bats or golf clubs can I can take a guitar and didgeridoo. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203080999&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:00&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t take a lacross stick, but can take webbing and walking cane. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203091820&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:03&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t take drill bits, ice picks, kubatons, or black jacks, but can take a 7in screwdriver, pliers, or wrench. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203114549&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:05&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t take a stun gun or cattle prod but I can take a TENS unit or push ignitor and batteries. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203126978&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:07&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t take single compressed gas canisters, but can have up to 4 in a life vest and scissors to cut them out. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203150892&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:08&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t use gel shoe inserts in your shoes, but can easily put them in your socks. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203157095&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:12&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t carry a kubaton, but large pencils, pens, batteries, screwdriver, pliers and scissors are cool. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203186495&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:15&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t carry a whip, flail, or weighted chain, but belt, rope, buckle, water bottle, or other weights are fine. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203210612&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:19&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t carry a lighter, but a flint and steel are fine (ok, maybe that&apos;s reaching a bit for practicality) #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203243115&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:25&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/orcasquall&quot;&gt;orcasquall&lt;/a&gt; I wouldn&apos;t be so annoyed if the regulations actually did something other than make attackers be slightly more creative. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203295548&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:29&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/orcasquall&quot;&gt;orcasquall&lt;/a&gt; Specifically it&apos;s the allowed 7in tools &amp;amp; 4in pointed blade scissors, but absolutely no pocket knives that annoys me. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203323940&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:31&lt;/em&gt; Will Twitter ever make hashtags into links outside of the search screens? It&apos;s obnoxious to take the extra steps. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203340410&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:46&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/n8k99&quot;&gt;n8k99&lt;/a&gt; I was on a plane last weekend from FPO to CLT that had two guitars and a didgeridoo, but a guy with a 1.5in pocketknife was stopped &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203455249&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:50&lt;/em&gt; Can&apos;t carry a billy club, but that&apos;s ok because your rolling bag generally has two built into it. #flyingsucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2203484655&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:43&lt;/em&gt; For the record, I don&apos;t think #flyingsucks - In fact, I love flying - I just think #airportsecuritysucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208056594&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:45&lt;/em&gt; Master the Art of Working Remotely - Gina Trapani - HarvardBusiness.org &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/45Iri&quot;&gt;ff.im/45Iri&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208080022&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:22&lt;/em&gt; Senate showdown: Kerry takes aim at Apple’s exclusive deal with AT&amp;amp;T &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/45O09&quot;&gt;ff.im/45O09&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208574321&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:28&lt;/em&gt; RT @jongalloway: r @haacked We&apos;ll be empowered when you release the &amp;lt;asp:Securifier/&amp;gt; control. We&apos;ll drop it ... and set Secure=&amp;quot;VeryYes&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2208666198&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:04&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/c0yote&quot;&gt;c0yote&lt;/a&gt; @diamondice0085 would be better served to call them and remind them to cash it. They&apos;ll get their money one way or the other. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2210824014&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:09&lt;/em&gt; Can someone pls tell me why AT&amp;amp;T wants to charge me $18 just to switch the phone on my line? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2210898885&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:25&lt;/em&gt; Why does Unlimited Data cost $5/mo more with an iPhone than other phones on AT&amp;amp;T? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2211092669&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:31&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jerrylink&quot;&gt;jerrylink&lt;/a&gt; No more data usage than other web-app enabled smartphones. I just blame greed. Just like their $5 200txt msg plan, should be 500 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2211175292&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:01&lt;/em&gt; Cleaner OO JavaScript: function Foo() { var me = this.constructor.prototype; me.bar = function () { alert(&amp;quot;hi&amp;quot;); }; } &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2212374980&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:37&lt;/em&gt; First Look at the iPhone 3GS Camera from PhotoFocus &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/46xCG&quot;&gt;ff.im/46xCG&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2212860320&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:39&lt;/em&gt; Romance and Cigarettes is by far one of the strangest movies I&apos;ve ever seen. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2216565264&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:49&lt;/em&gt; Romance and Cigarettes is funny-animated-gif-material gold. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2216676707&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:07:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:30&lt;/em&gt; I go off the grid for a week and Iran goes nuts. That&apos;ll teach me. ;P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188223123&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:39&lt;/em&gt; RT @jessewilkins &amp;quot;The internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.&amp;quot; - Joseph Reagle &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188304056&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:40&lt;/em&gt; RT @exectweets Twitter reschedules critical network upgrade because of the important role its playing in Iran &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/s7ZOo&quot;&gt;bit.ly/s7ZOo&lt;/a&gt; #Iran9 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188311059&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:55&lt;/em&gt; Iranian Anti riot guards are intruding a private house and beating a person to death in tehran #iran9 #iranpoltics &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/41MVi&quot;&gt;ff.im/41MVi&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188450824&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:58&lt;/em&gt; RT 4 Craziness of RealTime @ProtesterHelp Will be silent for 10 minutes, my main contact inside Iran was just shot by Bisiji militia. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188474469&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:13&lt;/em&gt; Those bullets you shoot into the air in the city will come back down on people. #iran9 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188618505&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:47&lt;/em&gt; Sympathy for Iranians today, but have dismal outlook for a culture praising past revolution and martyrdom daily #iranelection &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2188898293&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:01&lt;/em&gt; The $20,050 Video Game &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/42Sd7&quot;&gt;ff.im/42Sd7&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2193115584&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:31&lt;/em&gt; Windows 7 RC Training Kit for Developers &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/42WU3&quot;&gt;ff.im/42WU3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2193488598&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:56&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m thinking the Americans are tangled up in the #iranelection stuff to make up for the 2000 election - 2nd chances &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2195292534&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:13&lt;/em&gt; The msg from the ppl on #IranElection is clear by now, u&apos;d think the govt would stop the censorship. Republic of what? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2198541303&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:20&lt;/em&gt; RT The largest public square in the world, FULL of people - amazing sight! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/7ki6e&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/7ki6e&lt;/a&gt; #iranelection &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199324917&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:23&lt;/em&gt; RT from Iran I&apos;ve learned something today. Americans DO care about the world outside America Their media just doesn&apos;t #IranElection &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199362375&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:30&lt;/em&gt; RT @jimsciuttoabc: #iranelection Iran has banned all foreign journalists from reporting on the sts. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199441620&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:37&lt;/em&gt; Realtime Twitter image results at PicFog &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/442lF&quot;&gt;ff.im/442lF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199519412&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:57&lt;/em&gt; Yay! iPhone 3GS! I&apos;ve finally found a phone worth the upgrade! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199754828&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:00&lt;/em&gt; Want a chance to win iPhone 3GS? @ScanCafe and @scottbourne r giving 1 away Pls RT. More info here: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/36fiC&quot;&gt;bit.ly/36fiC&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199790430&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:05&lt;/em&gt; Buy, Sell, and Recycle Electronics and Cell Phones at gazelle.com &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/445qF&quot;&gt;ff.im/445qF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2199851110&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:34&lt;/em&gt; Watching The Descent and it&apos;s making me want to go spelunking again. I think my horror filter is broken. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2201648364&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:44&lt;/em&gt; Best exchange so far in The Descent: &amp;quot;I need to put the bone back in [your leg].&amp;quot; -- &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot; -- &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2201766773&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:07:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:37&lt;/em&gt; RT @CodeStock Only 34 tickets left! &lt;a href=&quot;http://codestock.org&quot;&gt;codestock.org&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2178385905&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:41&lt;/em&gt; So, if the Orthodox Bishops must be decended from the 12 Apostles, but they are not allowed to marry, how exactly does that continue? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2183571032&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:44&lt;/em&gt; Nevermind, they transfer the &amp;quot;holiness&amp;quot; of succession via ceremony and faith, not genetics. &amp;quot;Related&amp;quot; was apparently a typo. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2183611035&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:55&lt;/em&gt; Illinois LARPing - Dagorhir and Belegarth (Foam Fighting) video &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/41GXk&quot;&gt;ff.im/41GXk&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2187865378&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:06:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:13&lt;/em&gt; Driving back to atl with five strangers &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2150716272&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:17&lt;/em&gt; Home. Finally. Drove up all back to ATL then drove to Woodstock &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2152497388&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:07:01 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:57&lt;/em&gt; Landed in Charlotte. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2136593998&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:22&lt;/em&gt; Boarding flight for ATL &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2138217201&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:08&lt;/em&gt; Sitting on CLT taxiway waiting on ATL to get their ground traffic cleared. Possible 30-45 min delay &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2147655731&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:05&lt;/em&gt; Still sitting at CLT waiting at least an hour on a storm delay at ATL grr &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2148206549&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:25&lt;/em&gt; Flight canceled. Blah &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2149019465&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:51&lt;/em&gt; Stuck in Charlotte for the night. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2149310953&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:06:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:33&lt;/em&gt; Headed to Bahamas with the wife for the honeymoon tomorrow! 09:30 flight &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2072700892&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:43&lt;/em&gt; Abandoned Places - The Castle of 19 century &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3I1Aq&quot;&gt;ff.im/3I1Aq&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2072776394&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:59&lt;/em&gt; On board flight to Charlotte from ATL &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2075687708&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:38&lt;/em&gt; Landed in Charlotte. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2076613508&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:28&lt;/em&gt; On plane to FPO, with Lara waiting to taxi :) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2077146865&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:24&lt;/em&gt; Landed in Freeport. Yay! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2078499297&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:06:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:25&lt;/em&gt; Google Adsense Program: How to Use It  &lt;a href=&quot;http://twurl.nl/ibv6t8&quot;&gt;twurl.nl/ibv6t8&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2057663079&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:25:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:51&lt;/em&gt; RT @erhanerdogan The Pareto Principle run amuck -Top 10% of Twitter users = 90% of the tweeting,3x more concentrated ... &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/eURPV&quot;&gt;bit.ly/eURPV&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2039810168&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:43&lt;/em&gt; We&apos;re married :) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2047487567&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:08:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:03&lt;/em&gt; Sunroom base coat painted, still have to do trim and clean all the windows. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026032369&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:08&lt;/em&gt; Gotta feed 40+ people crammed into a 1 bedroom condo on Friday. That should be fun. :) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026071565&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:11&lt;/em&gt; Why do these big ticket item 40-50% sales happen just before my budget is ready for them? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026091247&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:12&lt;/em&gt; Sears has 30-50% of all home appliances starting 4 June. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026102693&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:15&lt;/em&gt; My cats come tell me when it&apos;s time for bed, then they linger around until I finally go. It&apos;s like clockwork with these two lately. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026124666&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:17&lt;/em&gt; FriendFeed Poll: What temperature do you keep your A/C set to in the spring/summer? And list the general location... &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3zfSE&quot;&gt;ff.im/3zfSE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026142917&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:05&lt;/em&gt; Did Facebook just roll out a &amp;quot;See N similar posts&amp;quot; feature or was that there earlier? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026482612&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:24&lt;/em&gt; Gizmodo - Testing Project Natal: We Touched the Intangible - Project Natal &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3zlGe&quot;&gt;ff.im/3zlGe&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2026608077&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:55&lt;/em&gt; RT @taschenrechner David Carradine died. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2030815410&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:00&lt;/em&gt; Correction, David Carradine not only died, but supposedly hanged himself. Sad. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2030877927&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:02&lt;/em&gt; Getting married in 20 hours. :D &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2033674470&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:53&lt;/em&gt; Ever start out to band-aid a code bug then curosity wins and you end up fixing it proper? Double-edged sword that. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2034301475&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:08&lt;/em&gt; Wow, ate too much today. For future reference, sweet potato pie has TONS of calories. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037110014&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:10&lt;/em&gt; You can now have a gun on you in a bar in TN. I&apos;m assuming you can drink while driving next, same effect. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037135552&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:20&lt;/em&gt; So Carradine&apos;s suicide may have been accidential and due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. There&apos;s a twist. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037241183&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:32&lt;/em&gt; Spreadshirt - Like CafePress but cheaper and better shirts I&apos;m told. &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3Bpdj&quot;&gt;ff.im/3Bpdj&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037368131&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:39&lt;/em&gt; Yahoo YSlow vs Google Page Speed for Firebug. Your thoughts? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2037439590&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:27&lt;/em&gt; ~ @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/elfgrove&quot;&gt;ElfGrove&lt;/a&gt; Things to do while waiting on builds: &lt;a href=&quot;http://xkcd.com/303/&quot;&gt;xkcd.com/303/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2038620091&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:36&lt;/em&gt; Just turned on the Out of Office Assistant, I am officially on my wedding vacation. 14.5hrs til marriage. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2038710541&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:39&lt;/em&gt; It&apos;s rare that I absolutely believe in a product/platform, but Google Wave is the future of email+wiki+IM+forum. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2038746576&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:06:43 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:55&lt;/em&gt; Or-Bust.com - &amp;quot;This is our Dark Ages&amp;quot; - Or Bust visits Belegarth &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3wI78&quot;&gt;ff.im/3wI78&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2013102859&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:11&lt;/em&gt; RT @IdeaKitchn Very cool contact juggling video from Okotanpe via &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/198ywn&quot;&gt;bit.ly/198ywn&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2013232278&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:45&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/alanstevens&quot;&gt;alanstevens&lt;/a&gt; They do happen, and in a small number of very specific cases, they&apos;re awesome. But in general? It better not happen. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017037013&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:45&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/crueljerry&quot;&gt;crueljerry&lt;/a&gt; I can link you to some videos on how to use FriendFeed if you want. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017041532&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:46&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/crazeegeekchick&quot;&gt;crazeegeekchick&lt;/a&gt; My most effective system still consisted of a piece of paper with 30 days on it, each with a note and time of what to do &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017051596&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:17&lt;/em&gt; You&apos;d think that after a number of years and releases PHPBB branches would have fixed the rampant \&amp;quot; problems. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017378871&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:29&lt;/em&gt; My id has an ID, it&apos;s name is Id, and it says to stop putting its name in your code. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017501341&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:42&lt;/em&gt; The only IO happening with Io involves Zeus, Epaphus, and Keroessa. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2017630049&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:43&lt;/em&gt; RT @willia4 &amp;quot;Despite occasionally landing in California, space shuttles are clearly non-migratory.&amp;quot; -- Message Board Poster &amp;quot;Elendil&apos;s Heir&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2018283317&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:46&lt;/em&gt; Hey Infopath, how about changing your default file extension to something other than .xml? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2020986963&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:47&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/nipponella&quot;&gt;nipponella&lt;/a&gt; My Firefox has been freezing up randomly as well. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2020996167&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:54&lt;/em&gt; I need recommendations for point and shoot digital cameras. plskthx! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2021756753&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:32&lt;/em&gt; RT @koltregaskes Microsoft Bing is Freakin Amazing! [pic] &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3yHBF&quot;&gt;ff.im/3yHBF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2022769681&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:08:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:34&lt;/em&gt; There is a movement starting [in the USA] to only buy American made goods for the 4 July this year. Or more specifically, to not buy Chinese &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2004045929&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:38&lt;/em&gt; Will the Federal Government Buy Your Clunker? &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3vaNR&quot;&gt;ff.im/3vaNR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2004085331&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:54&lt;/em&gt; Who Owns the Car Companies? Automotive Industry Charts &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3vcX8&quot;&gt;ff.im/3vcX8&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2004246061&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:22&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/bhitney&quot;&gt;bhitney&lt;/a&gt; Minimal section on how to get IE8 to play well with others, then the rest of the time on Win7. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2005921300&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:48&lt;/em&gt; Ridding your life of drama, Step 1: Stop causing it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2008222852&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:49&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/a7an&quot;&gt;a7an&lt;/a&gt; Already been through this, &amp;quot;ID&amp;quot; is the accepted abbreviation, &amp;quot;Id&amp;quot; is part of the human psyche &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2008233967&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:11&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/a7an&quot;&gt;a7an&lt;/a&gt; Even then (especially then imo) it should be &amp;quot;ID&amp;quot; and not &amp;quot;Id&amp;quot;. The usual style conventions (including Microsoft&apos;s) recommend that ... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/2008482261&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:06:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:28&lt;/em&gt; I bought the Postal movie. I feel bad for contributing to Uwe Boll&apos;s career, but I really like the movie. At least it was a used rental. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1991678936&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:16&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/guinnessduck&quot;&gt;guinnessduck&lt;/a&gt; It nails the spirit of the games. I&apos;d suggest giving it a watch. The games&apos; creator helped make it too, and plays himself. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1994009463&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:05&lt;/em&gt; Dried papaya is teh yum! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1994548594&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:06:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:42&lt;/em&gt; Headed back to Woodstock &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1981228312&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 04:06:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:18&lt;/em&gt; Focus, Daniel-san! Always look eye! *thwap* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1956158323&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:47&lt;/em&gt; I just realized that if nothing celestially significant happens in 2012, a lot of ancient religions get hurt. Apocalypse or not. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1956826834&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:15&lt;/em&gt; Free Windows XP Virtual PC image with IE 6/7 installed -... &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3mv0p&quot;&gt;ff.im/3mv0p&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1957357878&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:15&lt;/em&gt; I shouldn&apos;t have a 900 line sql script, but I do. At least its an important one. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1957982665&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:59&lt;/em&gt; Award for most disturbing interpretation of eggs goes to *drumroll* McDonald&apos;s #shudder never again &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1959841250&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:22&lt;/em&gt; Google Wave is pretty awesome. With good clients, email, instant messaging, and forums might all converge to Waves. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1960074549&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:32&lt;/em&gt; I get married in a week. Woah. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961458357&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:05&lt;/em&gt; Natural Selection 2 Teaser Video - An RTS+FPS HL2 Mod &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3nsC4&quot;&gt;ff.im/3nsC4&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961815308&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:08&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/shanselman&quot;&gt;shanselman&lt;/a&gt; You&apos;d have to allow light into your eyes but not allow it to reflect. Interesting angle. #physics &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961853872&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:12&lt;/em&gt; Why our &apos;amazing&apos; science fiction future fizzled - CNN.com &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3ntwR&quot;&gt;ff.im/3ntwR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1961899647&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:37&lt;/em&gt; Headed to a weekend of fun in the country near bowdon with friends. No phone service &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1964683056&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 04:08:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Day&apos;s Tweets</title>
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  <description>My tweets for the day, follow me on Twitter to reply in real time: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&quot; target=&quot;_new&quot;&gt;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:33&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/antwesor&quot;&gt;antwesor&lt;/a&gt; Yes, it&apos;s back up now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1944272005&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:09&lt;/em&gt; Zero Punctuation Reviews Duke Nukem Forever &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3kgUn&quot;&gt;ff.im/3kgUn&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1944864145&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:44&lt;/em&gt; Cat in China grows a pair of wings &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3ldep&quot;&gt;ff.im/3ldep&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1949067479&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:46&lt;/em&gt; Google Wave Preview &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3lds0&quot;&gt;ff.im/3lds0&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1949082155&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:04&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/alanstevens&quot;&gt;alanstevens&lt;/a&gt; Microsoft Shared View works pretty well for screen sharing. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1949913399&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:57&lt;/em&gt; Am I the only person who hates Calibri? It looks fuzzy. &lt;a href=&quot;http://ff.im/3lFCg&quot;&gt;ff.im/3lFCg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1952313624&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:54&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/rahsheen&quot;&gt;rahsheen&lt;/a&gt; Same here &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jokeyxero/statuses/1952888653&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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